Metal Shamisen Slaps

~ Release by Bushido Girl (see all versions of this release, 1 available)

Tracklist

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#TitleRatingLength
1Out of Mana, Out of Items, Low HP, All Cards Drawn, but We Still Believed in the Spiciness of the Deck and It Delivered
1:59
2Low Key Opening Band Forgot to Equip Armor Before Soundcheck and Everyone Got One Shotted by Feedback
2:04
3Looted Guitar Picks Overfilled the Audience's Inventory, Not Their Fault the Venue Had Chests Everywhere Asking to Be Opened
1:28
4Random Enemy Encounter Happened Mid-Song but It Was Like Time Stood Still, We Respawned Right Where We Left Off After the Battle
2:49
5Opponent Crashed Out After Realizing They Used All Their Energy on the Wrong Card, We Watched in Amazement
2:11
6Quest Journal Soft Locked Because Someone Forgot to Install the Expansion Pack
1:23
7Stage Lights Were Hacked and Turned Off So We Played in Darkness for Three Songs Straight, Audience Was Impressed
2:01
8Venue Announced Balance Changes but Tried to Only Nerf the Metal Shamisen Slapper Riffs but Was a Failed Attempt
1:45
9Rollbacks Applied After the Drummer Exploited Infinite Stamina and Broke the Tempo Cap, Shamisen Metal Was Wild at That Speed
1:20
10Patched Out the Bug Where Lullabies Would Play Through the PA Mid Song but Kinda Liked How It Sounded Mixed in Rock Shamisen
2:56
11A Band Equipped the Wrong Mana for Their Set and It Was Rough to Watch, So We Helped Them Out Using Some Metal Shamisen Riffs
2:11
12Heckler Low Key Thought They Had Lethal Until We Dropped a Rock Shamisen Banger Riff, Tables Were Turned
2:03
13Loading Screen Said Screen Loading Before Saying Loading Screen Then Nothing Loaded, Yeah the Band Was Confused Too
1:29
14Quest Log Expanded After Fans Started Handing Out Side Missions for Encores of Shamisen Metal
1:24
15Forgot to Untap My Last Resource but RNG Gods Blessed Me, Topdeck Finisher FTW
1:53
16Opponent Tried to Stall Using Status Effects but Got Cooked When My Card Procced Twice, All While Listening to Some Metal Shamisen
1:16
17Low Key Won the Match by Mashing Buttons Like It Was My First Time Playing an Arcade Where Instructions Were Completely Ignored
1:12
18Venue Signed a Waiver Acknowledging That Our Shamisen Solos Are Going to Hit Hard
1:31
19Official Ruling Stated You Cannot Cast Magic While Simultaneously Stage Diving
1:14
20New Policy Says All Top 8 Matches Must Begin Using a Banger That Is Played at a God Tier BPM
1:13
21Rock Shamisen Update Stated That Crit Misses on Guitar and Keyboard Solos Must Be Replayed at Half Tempo
2:00
22Judge Ruled That My Deck Was Too Spicy and They Were Right, Meta Shift Starts Now
1:35
23Someone Said Our Crit Hit on the Bridge Was Unintentionally Cinematic but Actually It Was Intended to Be as Such
1:47
24Tournament Notes Clarify That Fog Machines Count as a Visual Debuff
2:05
25Venue Said That Stage Banter Longer Than Two Sentences Activates a Comedic Timing Debuff, Slappers Only Please
1:57